My Heart Belongs to Great Grand Daddy, Octogenarian Hugh Hefner to Wed 24-Year-Old Playboy Playmate!

This is the kind of story that triggers universal sniggers, all-knowing winks and nudges, and of course an avalanche of jokes, crude, funny, blue.
The facts
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, 84 years young, announced his engagement on Twitter on Christmas Day 2010. The lucky bride-to-be is 24-year-old Kimberley Conrad, Playboy Playmate of the month for December 2009.
Kimberley, predictably, is a looker in the time tested Playboy fashion, a long-tressed blond, leggy, tanned, a dream come true. No wonder "Hef" looks so smug and self-satisfied in his engagement photo. After all, he has pulled off what every aging (but still red-blooded) American male dreams of and has the eye-catching photographs to prove it.
What's this all about? We all think we know, don't we?
The first thing that pops into our heads is most assuredly NOT good wishes for the happy couple, certainly not. Instead of a match made in heaven, the general premise is something like this:
a man of money, position, and abnormally high testosterone levels, hits the bulls-eye with an All-American stunner who checked the actuarial tables before saying "I will" and liked the life expectation numbers she saw. Thus, she saw a golden future dead ahead should she outlive her groom and keep his attention for just a little time.
In short, they both were licking their chops.
Perhaps they really do love each other.
Americans, at root a very pragmatic people, can understand this quid pro quo, tit for tat, way of life. Many of us, after all, have made similar, if not quite so remunerative deals with the devil. It is something we understand.
But what if this initial, inevitable knee-jerk reaction is wrong? Suppose, in the spirit of science, the (almost) unthinkable, suppose, I say, that he loves her... and that she loves him. When a (typically) judgmental young friend of mind heard this news, his reaction was brief, harsh, absolute: "gross!" It was simply unthinkable, unimaginable that a young stunner could actually love a (by definition) tired old geezer. "Gross" indeed!
However, love, as all those know who partake in this surprising dish, is unaccountable. Every day people wed who find more joys in being together than could be expected from the hostile reaction to their togetherness Call it affection... call it fulfillment... call it love. Fate throws them together and animal magnetism and deep affection keep them together "till death do us part", happy despite a pronounced difference in ages.
Difficult though it is for my inexperienced young friend to assess this possibility accurately, it is not so difficult for me, a spring chicken of only 63.
"Hef" brings more to the table than just a plethora of years and lots of shekels. For one thing, he seems genuinely to like women. Oh, yes, I know what you're thinking...he certainly does. But I mean that he really likes women, not just as a series of riveting curves and surprising revelations. I mean that he likes and respects women... and derives great joy, on many levels, from having them in his life.
If such be the case, then he is truly a fortunate fellow, for love is, indeed, a many splendored thing when it brings about happiness and fulfillment, particularly late in life.
Still... there are those who hope for the very worst. It reinforces their glum view of humans and their twisted relationships. These folks would be completely unhappy at any denouement that made "Hef" and his intended anything other than entirely selfish, degrading, revolting... and so deeply satisfying to the man on the street, who expects the worst and gets it.
Meet the true Hugh Hefner, an important player in one of America's most important export businesses, leisure and entertainment
After the sale of arms (sadly always America's #1 export) the largest and arguably more important business is entertainment and leisure. Not only is it supremely lucrative but, at the same time that it racks up record profits, it also changes the world. Products in the leisure and entertainment field not only help people while away their free hours... they also change the way people think, act, live. They Americanize the globe. Here Hefner is a key player.
Hefner with, of course, the willing aid and assistance of a bevy of scantily clad ladies caught in piquant and naughty poses, has been responsible for billions of dollars coming into this country, not just those directly coming to Playboy and its many enterprises but from all related businesses. These all took their cue from "Hef", tracking him closely, for he was the real deal, a bona fide inventor and seer.
To put it bluntly, "Hef" has been since his first Playboy issue in 1953, an active, engaged participant in the easing and abolition of some of America's more heinous social views, including the domestic repression of women and the ridicule and oppression of homosexuals. Yes, at the same time as he (both directly and indirectly) sweetened our country's balance sheet, he aimed (partly through the magazine's articles which generations of college boys used as their "reason" for reading the magazine), he aimed I say,at nothing less than a social revolution. By removing clothes and creating fantasies, Hugh Hefner (no doubt laughing all the way to the bank) transformed the nation into a place entirely comfortable for him -- and his winsome Bunnies. Surely by this reckoning "Hef" deserves America's highest civilian decoration, the Freedom Medal, the name so very apt for such a man.
Sadly, no president (including his near Chicago neighbor Mr. Obama) will ever dare to give it to him in a White House ceremony with his beautiful young wife in the front row cheering him on, bashful but radiantly alluring. What a ceremony we'll never have.
Still, I think Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Hefner will not complain overmuch for there is much yet to do in Playboy Bunny Land... with America's export trade to save... and an abundance of social ills to cure. As wife Kimberley sits on his knee of an evening, no doubt "Hef" is focused squarely on these crucial matters... and on absolutely nothing else, except his pre-nup, which no doubt he consults often and carefully.

You Can Find Funny Stickers And Other Stickers Online

Stickers have been around for a long time, and we can think of many reasons you might need them. From educational reasons, to marketing reasons, you can find funny stickers, serious stickers, and all kinds of stickers in between on the Internet. If you're using funny and educational stickers in the classroom, there's never been a better time to order them than now. After all, kids love stickers and you love to see your kids smile. While you want them to be happy, you also want them to learn and even stickers of educational variety are easy to find online.
First, you should seek out a sticker printing company. Although there may be one in your area, the easiest way to do this is over the Internet. There are several companies on the web that produce stickers and they'll be more than happy to fill your order. Check the company's Better Business Bureau rating to make sure they're reputable. You can also ask for referrals from your fellow educators.
Your next step is to decide which types of stickers you want. You are planning on using them for good behavior charts for each child, so consider smiley faces and stars. Just make sure these are small enough to fit on the chart. You also want stickers of the educational variety. There are letters, numbers, and other types of mathematical stickers on the market nowadays. What about funny stickers to reward your class when they are being well-behaved?
When it comes to ordering stickers online, you don't just have to take what you're given. Did you know that you can personalize your stickers down to the material they're printed on? First of all, you can choose the color. From pink, to green, red, and all colors in between, you can have any color you choose. There are also all kinds of shapes out there. Whether you prefer a smiley face, a star, a heart, a triangle, or a basic rectangle, there's a shape that you can use. If you're trying to personalize and you aren't able to find what you like in a certain color, shape, or with a certain expression, you can always design your own sticker. This is fun, easy, and it hardly takes any time at all.
Then there's the option to customize the material your sticker is printed on. The point of these stickers, is to teach your children something, so you want them to last. Kids can manage to tear up just about anything, so it's good to purchase the most durable stickers on the market. Stickers produced using the "flexographic" process are more durable and long lasting. They won't break or crack and will stand up in the face of anything your kids might throw their way.
It sounds like you are just about finished customizing your new stickers! You should figure out how many stickers you need and then submit your order. If you're not sure how many you're going to need, consider the amount of children in your classes. Then consider how often you're going to be handing them out. It sounds like you'll need quite a few stickers! Don't worry about the expense of these stickers because oftentimes when you order in bulk, you can receive a large discount.
After your order is submitted, your only job is to wait. A representative from the sticker company should call you within at least one day of placing your order so that you can make sure all the details are correct. You should have your stickers mailed to you within around twenty four hours.

Movie Review

A girl who doesn't believe true love exists... and a boy who falls for her... this is not a love story, yet an offbeat story about love. It's about a phase in a boy's life, the first 250 days of which make his world beautiful and the next 250 makes it messy, all because of a girl, Summer Finn. That's 500 Days of Summer for you!
Tom and Summer work in the same office, get along well and eventually become great friends. Summer finds Tom interesting. She sees him, likes him but doesn't want to get into a relationship with him. However, Tom believes she is the only one in the entire universe who could make him happy. He knows anything is possible but thinks his life is worth it.
Shuttling between the first and the second half of Tom's 500 days with Summer (by numbering them for the viewer), the director glides you through the story with a non-linear screenplay which makes the well-handled script quite appealing. For instance, the scene that opens with 'Day 290' when Summer says that they should stop seeing each other, is quite contrastingly followed by 'Day 1' when Tom and Summer get acquainted with each other over their mutual love of a music album.
Even after Summer declares that nothing could happen between them, Tom finds it impossible to forget her. Though his friends want him to get over it, his undying love for Summer rather makes him get back at it and every time he tries that, she repudiates saying she's been in relationships and hasn't seen love in it and that she doesn't believe in love. 500 days... is all about how life turns out to be when people who are at such different extremities of ideologies of love come closer.
Another scene that deserves mention is when Tom goes to a party hoping to convince Summer about their relationship. The scene comes to you as a split shot, showing Tom's expectations on one side and the actual results at the party on the other. One finds it both enjoyable and pitiable as things end up differently for Tom at the party, especially the reaction he expects from Summer and what he actually gets when he presents her a book. It's classy as the scene ends with the 'reality' frame setting over the 'expectations' frame as he sees her engagement ring.
The movie also throws light on how the corporate of today influences the culture and lifestyle of society. We are subtly hinted at it when Tom, working in a greeting card company, gets fed up with his job and walks out saying, "Let's not frame words for people... let them mean it..."
Ultimately, it's the climax that is the heart of the movie. On 'Day 488', Tom and Summer meet at their favorite rendezvous point (the place is a character in itself) where they have an exchange over her decision on their 'relationship', which portrays how true love often goes underrated.
Most days don't have an impact on the course of our life except some, like the day Tom meets Summer which changes rest of his life, leaving a deep scar on his mind and heart. The climax is just awesome and so beautifully thought out and it's not the '488th Day' meeting between Tom and Summer but the actual climax comes after that. Watch it to love it!

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